Look like crayons
Oversized hex crayon silhouette with a blunt tip — familiar to kids, not a medical pendant. Markers next for the same art-table feel.
Merch live on Etsy · teethers coming soon
Parents are burnt out — and still raising kids with care. Lang Family Co exists for that tension: drained adults, thriving kids.
Dad and home merch is live on Etsy now — tees, aprons, pillows. Next up: cord-free silicone crayon teethers that look like the big kids’ art supplies — so the little one can sit at the table without mom policing every crayon grab.
Safe kids products. No boutique prices. No Amazon junk vibes.
Our story
We’re Nicholas and Anna Lang — parents to three girls, about 7, 4½, and 1, in Mount Prospect, Illinois. Most weeknights look the same: work, then the house, then the kids. It’s busy, loud, and we’re often running on fumes.
At the art table, the pattern never changes. The big ones pull out crayons. The little one reaches for the same sticks — every time. Mom ends up the referee: redirect, swap, watch the mouth, start over. Real crayons get chewed up and destroyed. Everyone’s tired of the tug-of-war.
Lang Family Co started there. We’re building cord-free silicone crayon teethers that look like what the big kids already have — oversized, one-piece, meant to live on the art table. Markers are next. Not clinical jewelry. Not another mystery Amazon multipack. Just a practical middle-class brand that gives mom a break and lets baby join in.
Shop · live on Etsy
Print-on-demand dad and home merch — tees, aprons, pillows — available now. Kids products (crayon teethers) are not on Etsy yet; see Coming soon below.
Dad-vibes resilience — distressed print on dark blanks.
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Locked pair with DOWN — Alfa Slab One + Special Elite energy.
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Live tee listing — everyday wear for girl dads.
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Holiday pillow — soft home goods for the season.
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Funny BBQ dad apron — live on Etsy.
View listing →Merch available now · Crayon teethers coming soon (not sold on Etsy yet)
Coming soon · kids
They want what the big kids have — give them a teether meant for that. Multipacks parents can leave out. Clear materials. No hype. This is not on Etsy yet — join the waitlist for launch news.
Oversized hex crayon silhouette with a blunt tip — familiar to kids, not a medical pendant. Markers next for the same art-table feel.
Platinum-cure food-grade silicone. No BPA, BPS, phthalates, PVC, latex, or lead. Choke-aware design for roughly 18 months to 5 years. CPSIA/ASTM pathway — never “FDA approved,” never a medical claim.
Cord-free multipacks made for family life — so baby can join the coloring without mom refereeing every grab. Give her a break.
Waitlist
Leave your email for launch updates and early access on our silicone crayon teethers. Occasional notes from the family — no spam. Signups go to our interest list so we can see who’s waiting.
You’re in. We’ll email when crayon teethers are closer to launch — no spam, just progress.